Just Imitating

rrozeselavy:

thebraveandmischievous:

rrozeselavy:

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

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jackorino:

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

• “women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)
  
• “women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)
  
• “women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)
  
• “ball and chain” (University of London)

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

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euphrasiefauchelevent:

me while at uni: walks around alone down dimly lit side streets in the middle of a city at 2am, feels completely safe + without fear

me when i think i see something move in the garden while i’m getting a glass of water at 2am in my quiet suburban home:

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*record scratch* *freeze frame*

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

yup, that’s me.

you’re probably wondering how i got myself into this situation.

well, it all started when i went down to tosche station to pick up some power converters….

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sheabutterbitch:

darkerskin:

I don’t feel like I’m 6'4. it just kinda feels like everyone’s small.

Just say you’re 6'4 and go

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

2017 is starting with the bee movie coming to netflix and that about sums up where we’re all at right now

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Positive parts of 2016

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

- the rise of old friends senior dog sanctuary
- Hamilton
- pokemon go
- female ghostbusters
- i don’t give a fuck im outta here Obama
- captain america civil war
- girl, black guy and latino guy leads in new star wars
- deadpool
- lemonade
- literally???! Nothing??? Else????

- moana
- rogue one’s female and MOC main cast

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neonblak:

kimreesesdaughter:

When you wake up and they still ain’t texted back

get this post away from me

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swarnpert:

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

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nocuer:

Is it just me or do you feel disgusted of yourself when you tell people your business

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internet3:

shoelight:

internet3:

love is good

source?

my heart

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